i dreamed about bret favre last night

and he was just a cardinal. looked like ah-nold. in a senior citizen center.
that i was housesitting.
seriously.
wrapped in a short shirt going to pee the day shifters all showed up.
got caught. with bret. was in a cinema. gave him back his photos.
except the one he autographed for me.

it was wrinkled.
told him the best game ever was seattle and the jets. 13-3. snowgame. mike's last day as coach.

he's a brown now. brown 25.

and bret?
he's still big.