best day worst day

1. leave katz -abuse @ oh-dark thirty.
2. laaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhrry is on the same plane.
3. get into town and met wif ma peeps, sherry.
4. new date can't come to lunch.
5. sherry and i go out to lunch.
6. out of 5 zillion restaurants we go to, we walk right into the one where
the ex and his latest bimbo are sitting. he exuberantly waves hello, i walk out.
7. better restaurant, manrique's for sherry and me.
8. LOTSA retail therapy at Nordy's.
9. Lot$a retail therapy at nordy'$
10. great makeover
11. mortgage the house for the makeup products, and then i gotta learn how to use em
12. Time for a haircut
13 OMIGOD! what WAS the stylist thinking?
14. Ciggies are 27 bux a carton tax here. Good not to smoke.
15. Off to meeting. Kim and Peggy chair
16. Called on, but pissing people off . sherry says bimbo is there. dont know her.
17. New guy left message, call him back.
We meet at TGIF, sher and hubby and new friend.
18. WOW he looks great. Has not changed a bit!
19. Dinner is fun
20. Ride to the airport
21. Fabulous kiss
22. Miss the fucking check- in time
23. Bypass the wicked witch of Ak Air
24. Make a mad dash for the plane,no checked bags , all my luggage in tow
25. Chatting with the fabulous ksser the whole time, who ws ready to come pick my ass back up!
26 TSA has found my flamethrower! ok, nail scissors
27. Some pimple faced TSA geek' s pawing thru my undies , cuz I can't pull the nail scissors out myself. Cant touch that! Find em, rescan the bag ( Still talking to FK=fab kisser)
28. Run to the gate, last one on, sign off to FK in the jetway.
29. Boarding next to me in line is the Colonel/doctor
30. Sit next to a WI girl and her daughter...spend the rest of the flight thinking about FK Man!

And there you have it.