Polar Bear in the ER!

...and then we had to chase him out by having one of the security guards act as a decoy with pieces of dired caribou meat secured to a crutch and waggle it in front of the bear to distract him...all that blood from the trauma victims really got that bear's nose to twitching... and that bear really, really wanted to stay...
...then ol' Cletus got his bear gun out and we jerryrigged a blowdart armed it with 100 mg of morphine, aimed it at that ol bear(they're nearsighted you know) and BOOM! right there in the foyer!
Got 'em right in the side of the neck.
Well, that bear he got so pissed he reared up ( man they are BIG!) spinning round and clawing at his neck, slamming things to the ground. I 'bout thought Cletus was a goner, but he scrambled out the way just in time...
Pretty soon that bear gets slower snd slower...next thing I know, he's passed out right there in the ER hallway...Sleepin it off!

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