Wednesday, April 19, 2006

on death and taxes

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Ostara

You call it easter, we call it Ostara. Read why by clicking on the word Ostara...


In the old days, you couldn't do much cleaning in the winter,so as soon as the weather began to warm and the snow began to melt, it was time to start scrubbing.
Turning the whole house or apartment inside out and getting everything spotless is still a good idea.
If your house isn't physically clean,its harder to keep psychically clean.

You can start by magically blessing your broom and other cleaning tools with salt and water. Take a small dish of salt,draw the sign of the pentagram over it and say " I bless this salt." Then bless a cup of water the same way. Take 3 pinches of salt from the dish and put them in the water. Stir clockwise with your right hand. Sprinkle a few drops on your regular broom saying, "I bless this broom that my life may be clean." Then sweep your house from top to bottom, and then out your back door. Then go through and open all the windows. Last, open your back door, or window farthest away from your door and shout "BEGONE DIRT, BEGONE COLD, BEGONE WINTER!"
Then go to the front door and chant "Welcome ,welcome, thrice welcome spring."

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Just a lass for corporate America

just what will happen next with our arcticnurse?
she joins the ARMY
and
and and
works for a managed care company in Alaska.
not just ANY company.
but
the top
corporation
to
work
for
in
Alaska.

must have learned that 'landing on my feet' thing from the beekta smoo.